Saturday, October 1, 2011


Got into a bit of trouble today. Turns out when they say, "It has to be a seeing eye dog, not a seeing eye horse," they mean it. And I'm supposed to be blind. So I had a hard time getting into my job interview at the Heritage Foundation.

By the way, did you know that think tanks don't have to be shaped like tanks? It's just a regular building. I thought one of two things: either an aquarium, like a fish tank, or a giant military tank with a big cannon. I thought a military tank would make a lot of sense, because what good are ideas if you can't back them up? That Heritage Foundation is all talk.

So their security guard escorted me and my trusty horse out. Although, I think "escorted" is the wrong word. "Kicked" is too. There was no kicking. There was a lot of billy-clubbing and defensive grapples against my many blows. I landed a few good ones though.


  1. here-in being the inevitable conclusion of Democracy. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and a man with a horse can't get the time of day anymore. What we need is a third party option for voters who enjoy giant obsolete modes of transportation that defecate too much.

  2. Thank you. You're the only person making sense here.